bisexualmichaeldean:

Day 46

NO –

You don’t have consent anymore. You’re not welcome. 

THIS IS MY VESSEL – MY SWORD –

The hell I am. I’m not a sword. I’m not a hammer. I’m not a weapon. No one gets to use me in their own personal holy war anymore. 

YOU BELONG TO –

To me. 

I belong to me, and no one else. 

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

antifamutant:

edenwolfie:

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

I think he’s years ahead of us.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

ain-t-bovvered:

duffmansean:

badwolfintheimpala:

just a reminder that DEAN made the electro magnet that wiped the ghostfacers hard drive

it’s my personal headcanon that Dean would have gone to college to be an engineer. he’s fucking smart as fuck. 

Everyone makes him out to be a mechanic, like all he does is cars – NO, that’s just a bored but brilliant child finding an outlet for their intelligence.  Just as artists doodle on the walls, all Dean had was Legos and the Impala.  So, he took an interest in the Impala.  Give that boy a college education, he will build rockets and bridges and ultra-super-microscopic cameras. 

Super important and super true

etheartist26:

megalunalexi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

supportblueduckstheymayfallover:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

• posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
• hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
•  *sips blood* ah! Probiotic
• *minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
• “Organic food is so expensive”
• *at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
•  constant mid-life crisis
• “Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
• sunset motivational posters  
• *14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
• OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
•  *random hissing*

• *goes camping* I’m a Campire!!!
• *gets wet* I’m a Dampire!!!
• *is attracted to multiple genders* I’m a Panpire!!!

how did i forget about the puns

Okay but hovering increasingly higher above the floor to be taller than your vamp bff until you’re both ten feet in the air

@birdy-the-artist