Author: kamacher

daismonius:

iguanamouth:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

teckmonky:

insomniacookiestm:

azkaabanter:

inky-petrel:

ceiphiedknight:

woodelf68:

hastalux:

burgundydahlia:

misccee:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

*sniffs fanfiction like a fine wine*

Do I detect a hint of… bedsharing? Mutual pining perhaps?

Ahh…subtle undercurrents of fake relationships

I’m getting strong notes of slow burn and friends to lovers, with a touch of smut at the finish

*drops an enormous box wine on the table*

This is just smut. Entirely smut. This smut has never even seen a plot.

Yeah that’s my order

*rolls up with a growler of 16% craft beer*

OH MY GOD

*slams growler on the table*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

*delicately sets 4-pack of violently neon green RTDs on the table* 
Stuck in a car.  In a snowstorm.  Middle of nowhere. V. Cold.  Only one character has a Big Fluffy Coat. Cuddling with a side of mutual pining.  Best served with a slice of Things Mumbled While They Think The Other Character Is Asleep.

*throwing down a shot of vodka* tHEY WERE ENEMIES WHO FUCKED EACH OTHER THEN THEY WERE JUST FUCKBUDDIES THEN ONE SAW SOMETHING THAT MADE THEIR VIEW OF THE OTHER PERSON CHANGE AND THEY FELL IN LOVE

*mixing all of these together* time for Death

*drinks milk in the back* oh! Childhood friends who got married in the future! My favourite