Ok but why is Mary so calm? Like wtf, your son was kidnapped and possessed by an evil angel 3 weeks ago
When has Mary ever acted like she cared about Dean? The last time that happened was when he was 4 years old and who knows maybe that was just the rose colored memories of a boy whose mother died when he was 5.
It’s easy to be calm and patient when you don’t really give a damn.
“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me – you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.
So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there – come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.
So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t
really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and
then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
“I visited the
pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in
shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I
started painting him.“
Didn’t you get flown out? Like, first-class and everything?
Doesn’t sound as good when you say “did it hurt when you dug yourself up from the dirt above the coffin your brother put you in” but yeah, first class really
So in The Man Who Would Be King, Castiel says that he’s been around for a while. In his opening monologue, the oldest memory he presents is the origins of terrestrial life from the oceans. Let’s start with that.
Paleontologists believe that prehistoric fish first evolved into tetrapods around 390 million years ago, so Castiel is at least that old. Now, when he rebelled at the end of Season 4, he’d known Dean for about a year:
1/390,000,000 = 0.00000000256% of Cas’s life
If you condensed all of Castiel’s known existence into a 2 hour movie, Dean wouldn’t show up until the last fraction of a second of the ending credits. But Cas still rebelled for Dean.
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