He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
i dont want you to get in trouble but you should sooo look in that bag
Ever had a look in the trunk?!?!?!!!!!!!1
God dammit, look in the bag. I need an update to this
Please look. For science


