Me in Winter: Ah the chill of winter air. The season of peace and goodwill is upon us and all is right. Mayhaps I shall put on a coat as my favorite knitted sweater/gloves set before I seize the day!
Me in Summer: Holy damn shit fuck ASS it’s hot!!!!
Also I hate it when people try to tell me “oh you’re complaining now but as soon as it gets cold you’ll complain about that”, don’t act like you know me. You could ask me on the coldest day of the year if I would still prefer that over 90+ degree temperatures and I will always say yes. You can bundle up for the cold, it’s not like you can strip down naked whenever you’re out in heat and even if you could it wouldn’t help that much.
we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,
You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.
Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit:
At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.
yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail
tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation
Do you ever wonder what Jimmy Novak would have said if he knew he gave his body up so eventually the child of Satan would be cuddled and cared for while his daughter would be ignored by the very same angel who swore he’d take care of his family and weep
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
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