Me in Winter: Ah the chill of winter air. The season of peace and goodwill is upon us and all is right. Mayhaps I shall put on a coat as my favorite knitted sweater/gloves set before I seize the day!
Me in Summer: Holy damn shit fuck ASS it’s hot!!!!
Also I hate it when people try to tell me “oh you’re complaining now but as soon as it gets cold you’ll complain about that”, don’t act like you know me. You could ask me on the coldest day of the year if I would still prefer that over 90+ degree temperatures and I will always say yes. You can bundle up for the cold, it’s not like you can strip down naked whenever you’re out in heat and even if you could it wouldn’t help that much.
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