Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Few things are more annoying when women do that thing where they pretend they know more about or pull off some sort of faux sympathy towards another woman because of a decision she doesn’t approve of.
Shit like
“Wow, I feel so sorry for women dating ugly dudes like girl you can do so much better.”
Have you ever considered that she likes her dude’s appearance? That even though he may not be an 8 – 10 on the hotness scale she values him for more than just his looks and he makes her feel loved and cherished? That they have a loving relationship??? That appearance and how hot or ugly someone is isn’t a measurement of how healthy and loving a relationship is???
“I feel so sorry for girls who spend hours doing their makeup and they can’t catch a break from the patriarchy.”
Have you ever considered she just enjoys doing her makeup??? That her enjoyment for makeup comes from within and she spends hours doing it because she just enjoys doing it??
“I feel sorry for women who enjoy [insert thing] because they’ve been socialized to enjoy it.”
Bitch ??? Can you just??? Shut the fuck up??? People are allowed to enjoy things???
Like the faux sympathy, bullshit comes off as just another brand of I’m Not Like Other Girls ™ and you just come off as a conceited know-it-all who talks down on people who have interests, relationships, etc. that you think they “deserve better” than based off of petty and shallow reasonings.
love how in s6 dean goes ‘where we gonna find dragons sam?? where do they live, middle earth?’ and then calls sam a nerd when sams like ‘no, caves’ like honey baby pumpkin pie sugar sweetie, who the fuck just referenced middle earth cause it sure as hell wasnt sam
i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant
Deodorant is nasty. What do y’all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??
Listen you stinky bitch, I am so sick of this notion that before mass-produced, chemically-created hygiene products people just marinated in their own filth and stank to high heaven.
People had ways of keeping their hair, skin, and teeth clean and just because it didn’t come in a neat little package at a grocery store doesn’t mean it was ineffective. Even in ancient times people would use aromatic herbs or scrape the excess oils off their skin or just rinse off in a stream ANYTHING to ensure they weren’t smelling like a melee player.
So you know what, you stanky hoe? You smelly goblin? You greasy little fiend? Your ancestors didn’t have the benefit of modern-day deodorant and still ensured they didn’t have fermented armpits AND SO SHOULD YOU!
The concept of privilege needs to be rebranded. It’s easy to misunderstand, the word has negative connotations, and regardless of definition, it implies that a privileged person is somehow undeserving of the way society treats them.
In many cases, the advantages that certain groups have should be the benchmark for how everyone in society ought to be treated, not a target for shaming. Using the word “privilege” in discourse only serves to divert focus away from the disprivileged, and make the privileged defensive.
Instead of focusing on unfair advantages, we should be focusing on unfair disadvantages.
We should be focusing on what disadvantaged people need, not what advantaged people already have.
Instead of calling it white privilege to do something like wear cornrows without backlash, we should call it black disprivilege (or minority disprivilege, or a completely different word, or whatever; I’m no good at coming up with terms). Focus on the people who are disadvantaged, not the people who are advantaged. The whole point should be to draw attention to marginalised and disadvantaged groups, not to stick the advantaged group under a spotlight.
I feel like the current discourse is causing people of all groups to channel energy into hating privileged people, rather than helping disprivileged / underprivileged people attain the same rights and social benefits.
We shouldn’t be tearing people down. We should be raising people up.
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