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halenka:

toytowns:

eyesoftirnoch:

gallusrostromegalus:

dykanthropy:

stimman3000:

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka

so if dexter switched careers……

finnskywallker:

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

djpaulyd:

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

darthjordyn:

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

allbodypartsforsale:

velvet-chinchilla:

prewars:

mcavoys:

THOR: RAGNAROK
dir. Taika Waititi, 2017

#why do i get the feeling that taika is living life the way it is meant to be lived

He basically brought his own fanfic to life

and he knows it and brags about it nonstop. it’s the dream, man.

libertarirynn:

trilllizard666:

libertarirynn:

tilthat:

TIL that life in Puritan New England was so hard that children who were abducted by Native Americans often refused to come back

via reddit.com

“Forget it, dad. I’m Little Feather now and I’m done with your shit.”

“yeah actually i’m better fed by the people that kidnapped me and the treat me way nicer so yeah, fornicate thouself”

“These guy’s actually know how to grow food. When was the last time you grew anything on that barren wasteland you call a farm?”

polyglotplatypus:

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

blondloki:

Your eyes when 10 million fireflies:

the-mighty-birdy:

gorgonitemaiden:

ex0skeletal:

Zodiac Angels by

Peter Mohrbacher

1.

Hanael, Angel of Capricorn:

2.

Advachiel, Angel of Sagittarius:

3.

Ambriel, Angel of Gemini:

4.

Muriel, Angel of Cancer:

5.

Verchiel, Angel of Leo:

6.

Hamaliel, Angel of Virgo:

7.

Zuriel, Angel of Libra:

8.

Barbiel, Angel of Scorpio:

9.

Cambiel, Angel of Aquarius:

10.

Barchiel, Angel of Pisces:

11.

Malahidael, Angel of Aries:

12.

Asmodel, Angel of Taurus:

I’m so badass…. (libra)

Virgooooooo