libertarirynn:

trilllizard666:

libertarirynn:

tilthat:

TIL that life in Puritan New England was so hard that children who were abducted by Native Americans often refused to come back

via reddit.com

“Forget it, dad. I’m Little Feather now and I’m done with your shit.”

“yeah actually i’m better fed by the people that kidnapped me and the treat me way nicer so yeah, fornicate thouself”

“These guy’s actually know how to grow food. When was the last time you grew anything on that barren wasteland you call a farm?”