Author: kamacher

e-mord-nilap:

whyand-whynot:

mapleflavoreddice:

egregiousoveruseofnormalcy:

lovelystimmy:

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

When you try erasing something but the eraser is dry.

rose-owl:

bezakonik:

bot-dad:

bezakonik:

rogergalvan:

bezakonik:

may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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im having a stroke

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Beep-boop!

can this post be more of a trainwreck kdjdnskxksndk

Local op survives two assassination attempts

the-spooky-birdy:

keyhollow:

drdrunkpigeon-phd:

venusisfortransbians:

poetrylesbian:

Girls who call other girls “honey”, “lovely”, “sweetheart”, “beautiful”, and other terms of endearment automatically are my favourite girls. So sweet and loving and kind, a of them. Every time a girl or woman calls me a cute term of endearment? #blessed #healed #happy #glowing #complete #content

Cute receptionist at the doctor’s office the other day said “what’s up buttercup?” when I came in and I almost cried

The fact that the idea of a girl even calling me a pet name like that makes me feel uncomfortable and intimidated sure says a lot huh

Nope! If you don’t like pet names and casual intamacy that’s your preference

I don’t like it when anybody calls me pet names tbh