thebirdroads:

thebirdroads:

They opened the Black Sarcophagus! Unfortunately it did not unleash a world destroying curse, nor did it contain Alexander the Great’s body.

It did, however, contain something pretty damn weird.

Imagine that you and your family die at the same time and are buried in the same coffin, in what I’m sure are completely ordinary and not suspicious circumstances, and then over the centuries sewage continually seeps into your shared coffin and then you are dug up thousands of years after your death, everyone opens the coffin, goes “gross, and also kinda lame” and that’s it