trilllizard666:

thespectacularspider-girl:

bastard-tm:

the-sealandic-todd-howard:

dankmemecentral1:

I don’t see a downside

*buys several boxes of chocolate* 

(concerned) Motherfucker?

wait, every purchace or literally every cent spent?

I put it in the bank in a term deposit and live off the interest.  The interest is not that 10,000,000 dollars.  The money earned by an assumed 3% return on 10,000,000 dollars annually is the equivalent of working a full time job at 140 dollars an hour.

And every cent I spend won’t bother Sammy.

MOTHERFUCKER