…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.
Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co.
Ok I admit I’d read the shit out of that.
The guy looks like he’d be voiced by Patrick Warburton