her-roses-never-fall:

If Jesus was a thing on spn, I’d want him to be the lead singer of a punk band. Chuck plays acoustic and Lucifer had hair metal so it stands to reason that Jesus would have punk. (Also the idea of Jesus walking around in Bad Religion  crossbuster shirt amuses me.) 

When this Lucifer

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thing hits the fan, Sam and Dean track him down and he turns out to be this this skinny 20 something in a T shirt, cargo pants and doc martins. The conversation goes as thus.

Sam stares at him. “So, you’re Jesus.”

“Yeah.“ Jesus takes an awkward sip from a water bottle. “But the name’s Josh. Actually.”

“Right.” Sam nods. “Because Jesus is Greek not-” 

“So..” Dean squints. “…Can you do that water to wine thing?

“Dean!” Sam glares.

Dean shrugs defensively. “I’m just asking.

”I can.” Jesus chuckles. “But I don’t drink. I’m Straight Edge.”

”Oh.” Dean pauses awkwardly. “So you’re in a punk band, huh?

“Hardcore punk band.” 

“Cool.” Dean smirks. “So like Minor Threat? Black Flag? Dead Kennedys?”

Sam shoots Dean a confused look. 

Dean doesn’t say anything.

“We have a gig at the Scranton VFW next weekend. We’re premiering a new song: ‘I’m Going to Kick Mel Gibson’s Ass’ ”