strangegalaxyhopper:

strangegalaxyhopper:

Can the opening scene of Season 12 be of Sam and Dean finding this huge horse plushie on the ground, just sitting there, unmoving like it’s dead.

Then Sam will be like, “Get this,” this fucking huge dead horse is a cursed object, and how to uncursify it? “Get this,“ you need to beat it. Just beat the living shit out of that horse plushie. Keep beating it, Dean, it’s still not done yet.

#and like that’s the big bad for s12: the horse. they’ll need to figure out how to keep beating the dead horse for 23 episodes

#and like dean will be like i have a bad back i can’t do this for longer and sam will be like

#we need to figure out a schedule? shifts? maybe cas can take a shift somewhere

#and dean will be like who’s cas?

#cos dean has had no homo amnesia after the surgery that got him out of season 11

#and cas will be like fuck u guys i’m in ibiza

#fuck u and ur fucking dead horse that’s ur dead horse u deal with it

#so sam and dean keep beating the horse

#but sadder