*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
I’m beginning to wonder if the trend towards unique names is a backlash of our being named things like Sarah, John, Caitlin, etc, and havingto go to school and be in a class with five other Sarahs, johns, and Caitlins.
My sister-in-law named her kids with average first names and gregarious middle names. 5-year-old Joseph Pterodactyl 2-year-old Mallory Samurai
I planned on doing the exact opposite before I decided I didn’t want kids. Give them unique names and common middle names, so they could choose which one they wanted to be called.
It’s funny though, because we live in a very blue collar, poor white neighborhood in Baltimore. TJ’s class doesn’t really have any weird names. The weirdest name is a girl named Deegan who was named for her grandfather. But when we lived in a fairly wealthy white neighborhood? Omg there were FOUR DIFFERENT VERSIONS of McKenna in his class. There were names I was certain that the moms just grabbed letters out of the Alphabits box. My kids are boring – Joseph, Katherine, and Thomas. LMAO
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