Student: hey teacher do we have hw

Teacher: I’m not answering that question

Student: but we need to know??? Can u pls tell us this is really important???

Teacher: maybe you should trust me instead of being so arrogant about your skills :))) I’m the leader here :))))

Teacher w/o warning: you have a ten-page assignment that’s due tomorrow :))) see I told u to trust me ;))

Poe and Holdo

Sam of Seasons 1 – 4

Sam: Hi. I’m Sam Winchester. I have demon blood coursing through my veins. I fear becoming a monster but I will do everything within my power to prevent that from happening. But if I can find a way to use my demon blood for good, then I’ll do it.”

Dean of Seasons 1 – 4

Dean: “Hi. I’m Dean Winchester. My family was destroyed by forces beyond my control. My mission in life is to prevent other families from being torn apart like mine was. I’m also dedicated to looking out for my brother: preventing him from becoming the monster he fears he will become.”

Sam of Seasons 6 – 9

Sam: “Hi. I’m Sam Winchester. If you had tried to contact me a few weeks ago, you would have gotten the soulless version of me. Wait. Or was that a month ago? I think a few weeks ago I was re-souled and then soon after the wall in my head was destroyed. Ok. So that means I was hallucinating Lucifer a couple of weeks ago. Then not too long after that, I was spitting up blood and fainting. Sorry for the confusing timeline. It’s hard to keep tra…”

Gadreel/Ezekial: “Sorry. Sam Winchester is not home at the moment. You’re speaking with Gadr…I mean, you’re speaking with Ezekial.”

Dean of Seasons 6 – 9

Dean: *follows Sam around with a bib* “Hi. I’m Dean Winchester. Sammy’s nanny.”

PSA

cisnowflake:

If you’re dumb enough to-

Trespass on private property
Not watch the road while driving
Walk into traffic
Walk off a cliff
Wander into unsafe areas at night alone
Or do anything else that’s just generally stupid as hell

You don’t get to blame Pokémon Go for your lack of common sense. Stop it. The game didn’t make you an idiot.

tony stark: *is confronted by a mother whose son was killed in one of their fights*
tony stark: we killed innocent people while trying to do good and need to be held accountable and regulated
tony stark:
tony stark: hello literal child who is still in high school i’m here to recruit you behind your parental guardians back to fight a fight that you are in no way involved in and i want you to go up against a bunch of superpowered adult soldiers because i think they are Wrong.