A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
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People who say Christmas comes too early each year are the same people who start posting about Halloween in April
I’ll post Halloween in February
DEAN IS SO SMART AND QUICK-WITTED PLEASE NEVER SUGGEST OTHERWISE thank you and have a nice day
#dean is like bursting at the seams with all different kinds of intelligence tbh #like he’s a mechanic and an engineer and a researcher and like a million other things #he has to impersonate fbi agents and forest rangers and police officers ALL JOBS W SPECIALIZED KNOWLEDGE #he has be able to bluff his way into and out of situations #he has a master knowledge of weapons and how to wield them safely #he has to be charming and be able to convince people to tell him information (interrogation skills) #he hacks computers and hotwires cars like??? #he has a HUGE breadth of pop culture knowledge #and it annoys tf out of me when people act like that’s somehow different than being able to quote old ass books #um also he’s a fucking hunter of supernatural beings who has survived in the biz since he was a child #and we all know hunters have short lifespans so…. obviously he’s doing something right #he needs to be able to think on his feet and be able to buy time when they’re in a pickle #he’s a great cook #he’s a caretaker #he’s empathetic #he’s quick af with a comeback which is fuCKING HARD OK #like there are a million instances of dean showing how smart he is in all kinds of different ways #and the idea that casual viewers still see him as ‘the brawn’ IS SO HORRIBLE AND MAKES ME SO MAD #(also how does that even translate irl bc there really is more to being smart than book learning #there is an infinite number of ways to be smart) (via atomicwranglers)
Sam, who went to college and had a steady girlfriend and group of friends: I’m a freak, Dean.
Dean, who hasn’t had a stable environment since he was 4 years old and got dumped for being honest about who he was: that sounds rough……..
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them
september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone
Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.
His dad is dead, just don’t.
In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.
He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.
It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.
via ift.tt
the man who spents hundreds of pages describing trees and meals and worked out the linguistics of multiple fictional languages and the entire cosmology of his fictionsl world called the Beatles’ rehearsal sounds “indescribable”
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