Things on my grandpa’s dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight

thestoryofaslut:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

genuine-blogging:

hauntedcephalopod:

divinesmite:

There was always a specific spot where anything mechanical would shut down. Cars would stall and a four wheeler would cut off

A graveyard that didn’t belong to our family sat beside the home. We don’t know the names on the gravestones

There was a skeleton in the forest. We don’t know who passed there

A home at the beginning of the road burned down but the chimney remained. I swear we could see smoke coming from it sometimes

There were figures in the wheat fields sometimes but they were too far away to see. Grandpa said they were neighbors and we should never talk to them

My great grandmas house sits next to my grandpa’s, abandoned, and we were told to never go in there

Sometimes at night when I couldn’t sleep, I could hear the sound of clacking coming down the road

Grandpa’s Farm Gothic

This is just American Gothic

“
Grandpa said they were neighbors and we should never talk to them

“

I don’t want to impugn your grandfathers reputation but

I have a Worrying Feeling

That he wasn’t being entirely truthful when he told you they were just “Neighbours”

Also

Reading this I have both a strong urge to explore tempered with the rational part of my brain telling me this is literally how a Creepypasta story starts and it Won’t End Well

…Welcome… to the home of John Peters… you know, the farmer?

greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

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giwatafiya:

reaganhasnoidea:

illumahottie:

panopliesandlines:

adomenighini:

i’ve never seen any piece of video that sums up new york as perfectly as this vine

this cat has possessed this gentlemen and is speaking through him

The deepest bellied laugh just came from within

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMG

There is so much going on where to even begin LMFAO

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