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mundanemerman:

theprettyboysclub:

2rsquared:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

libertarirynn:

deanwinchestar:

michael torturing people with dean’s hands would be a perfect opportunity to bring up dean’s hell trauma

but i have zero (0) hopes

fauxfillorian:

Michael!Dean did not come to play.

cassiopeis:

Modern Deities: H A D E S — God of the underworld

kramergate:

scienceviking:

kramergate:

I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme

So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!

yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day

the-cimmerians:

too-bassoon:

firesnaps:

I had someone tell me that dislike of Umbridge is usually from ingrained sexism toward female villains. I kind of stared in shock — I mean I love my lady villains. I love nasty female villains. I love sneaky and clever female villains. I love female villains that wrap themselves up in what the patriarchy expects of them and uses those expectations to smash someone upside the head.

I tried to explain my hatred of Umbridge isn’t that she’s full of traditionally feminine attributes.

It’s that she’s lawful evil.

If you did an alignment chart, no one would represent lawful evil more than Umbridge. I don’t think there’s ever been a character that better sums up lawful evil.

And, to me, lawful evil is the most terrifying and disturbing evil there is.

To me, lawful evil is the shit that gets thousands of people killed while the person responsible walks away feeling like they did their duty.

Evil forces like Bellatrix and Voldemort are fairy tales. They’re the bad guys a good guy can chase away with a sword or wand.

Umbridge is that evil that really does lurk in the hearts of men (and women). The realness, the plausibility of it, makes her amazingly uncomfortable.

So, yeah, I can’t get as excited about her as a fantasy book creation as easily as some other female villains. Not because she’s a woman, or because of her gender presentation, but because she represents a sort of evil that’s far, far too close to home.

Voldemort is stereotypically scary, but he’s a very unreal kind of scary. Umbridge is different. Everyone’s had an umbridge.

yes because lawful evil wraps itself in righteousness and oppresses you through approved systems and hierarchies that nobody is supposed to question

floozys:

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

libertarirynn:

curiooftheheart:

tilthat:

TIL Daisy from The Great Gatsby is based on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s girlfriend, Ginevra King. She broke up with him saying “Poor boys shouldn’t think of marrying rich girls”. The last time they met she asked if someone in Gatsby was based on her. Fitzgerald replied “Which bitch do you think you are?”

via reddit.com

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Aw shit son

minerva-is-a-robot:

murreal:

murreal:

my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

“not adhd but-”

i like this meme so much better than “make ur own post”