Dean: *is wary of the literal son of the actual devil who has uncontrollable powers after Dean has lost two of the best friends he ever made and his mother*
Fandom: LOOK AT THIS ABUSIVE PIECE OF SHIT CRUCIFY HIM
Jack: *immediately suggest they should kill Dean as long as it means they get rid of Michael too*
Fandom: Poor baby he is CLEARLY traumatized from fighting in the Apocalypse world he is THE ONLY ONE who knows what Michael is capable of never mind the angel who was actually there to see Michael’s and Lucifer’s fight and Lucifer being thrown into Hell Jack knows where it’s at it he must be protected at all costs
If I could personally shove every “artist“ who makes shit like this into a locker, I would.
“Technology bad! Once I saw somebody using their phone on the subway and I decided to assume that they never ever talked to another human being and judge them as a person entirely based on that 60 second interaction! In the good old days we read books and ignored each other! Cell phones are totally different! Go back to cavemen me want to smash bear with rock!”