I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
soulmate marks where the first thing your soulmate says to you is tattooed on your body, but its something that happens when you MEET them
so you aren’t born with it, it just shows up the first time they speak directly to you, and you may not realize it happened until days after the fact
or maybe you’re at the beach or something and you get to watch as your casual exchange with a stranger LITERALLY SHOWS UP ON THEIR BODY TWO SECONDS AFTER IT LEAVES YOUR MOUTH
idk soulmate marks are so silly I love them
“Hey dick-for-brains, stop stepping all over my goddamn towel!”
“Jesus christ, I’m sorry, I don’t have my glasses on.”
“Oh, uh. I. I’m sorry, no, its my bad, uhm. Do. Uh. N-no hey, wait, can you like seriously not see right now?”
“No, I–why?”
“Where, uh, where’re your glasses at?”
“By…the rest of my shit, is–did–”
“No, its fine, I’m just–I think maybe I should, like, accompany you? Back to them? Because I have something to apologize for that you can’t see just yet–”
“…do I have ‘Dick for brains’ written on my chest right now.”
i swear to god if i see that bnha costume redesign post one more god damn time I’m gonna break someone’s neck.
“Lesbians” shut the fuck up with your fetishizing bullshit
They really give away what total prudes with sexual hangups they are when they view teenage girls in bikinis as inherently sexual.
Not to mention that was literally Mineta’s fantasy and the joke is it turned out they were all wearing school-issued one=piece swimsuits. So yeah, more proof that these boob-fearing twits “watch” the show like one might “read” Playboy.
Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus
Kronks redemption arc has yet to be rivaled nothing can ever fucking compare.
ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No – they accused me of lying!
A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened?
Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND.
$1500 like THAT.
I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.
Rebooting this addition because holy shit???
Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that.
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