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roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

neilnevins:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

little-smartass:

when you weathered the onceler storm of ‘12 and you can see the bendynoodle cucumberpatch grinch wildfire on the horizon of 2018 but you follow a select group of blogs whose judgement you trust

deanwinchestar:

nougat is the devil’s son but he says his dad is cas and he’s hurt multiple people but let’s give him a chance

emma is dean’s biological daughter and has hurt zero people guess she must die bye

anscathmarcach:

guy:

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

How about when you see an adult carrying a screaming child and you can’t tell if it’s a disobedient child or if you’re witnessing an abduction

mjalti:

when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

smartiespn:

They’ve really gutted Dean and Cas’ relationship. They rarely get any scenes together. It was once my favorite relationship on the show. Now I only feel disappointment regarding their relationship. I can pinpoint when the gutting started.

blujayonthewing:

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks

#okay but imagine the betting pool#is it gonna be half undead?#horse with too many legs?#a giant fuck off snake?#who knows! ( @much-ado-about-mothing​)

Loki, holding up the newest baby Lion King-style: IT’S!!!!! A WOLF!!!”

underneath the rock: *dozens of creatures from all over Nine Realms muttering quietly, exchanging money*

#you fools  #wolves gestate for only 2-3 months #and horses can be pregnant for over a year! #there is no period of time that they can relax for #literally any time he’s out of their immediate supervision #he might be coming back with another harbinger of ragnarok #bundled up in nappies [X]

avenging-at-beach-city:

itswandabitch:

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

The faint Krusty Krab music in the background, I’m deceased