friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

imgivingyouthedays:

stele3:

All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned Hozier from a peat bog. In this essay I will

op where’s the rest

Hozier got to them

resiniquity:

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

beakedwhalesyo:

Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

tired-pineapples:

jemfinchknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

My town is gone.

If you’ve been watching the noise and paying attention to California, you’ve heard about the Camp Fire.

In a matter of hours, the fire jumped to 20,000 acres. This morning it reached 70,000. My town of Paradise, where I’ve lived my entire life, was consumed entirely. Very little containment has been reached and the situation is absolute hell.

My house was one of the first to go.

My mom and my sisters and I barely got out, in separate cars, and we got separated for 10 hours. My mom and little sister were stuck in Paradise with all my pets in the flames until my stepdad was able to get gas to them so they could get out. My cat was lost, and I personally was only able to grab an extremely small amount of my own belongings because I was helping my mom to grab important documents and photos and to get the pets situated.

We are now homeless, with no clue where to go from here, and desperately in need of help to get food, clothes, supplies, anything. My mom has been disabled for 3 years and we survive on a single income from my stepdad, who is a firefighter. His friends have been hurt trying to fight this. We have a dog with us, and two guinea pigs, and a bearded dragon.

My mom set up a fundraiser, even though we are not at all the type to ask for so much help.

Click here to support Firefighter Fam Lost Home Paradise organized by Marissa Nypl

☝️ That’s the last image of our house that I took this morning. It is now ashes and rubble.

If you can donate, it would mean the world to us, to help us get back on our feet. If you can’t, please share. Anything helps no matter how small.

I’m reblogging on main because this is so fucking serious and it can happen literally anywhere along the coast at this poiny

missourien:

the-mighty-birdy:

Execs while making any reboot: ok but how do we make it hip

that one business meeting comic but it goes

“okay how should we reboot this”

then the first person is like “make the story flat and boring” and the next says “make the art style look like a low budget knock off of more popular media” and then the guy who gets thrown out the window says “make a unique story based on the old one and art style that harkens back to the original”

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

no nonsense november. everyone just be fucking sensible for once.

mrcloudyfun:

louwodaklironkru:

wildnoutinwildemount:

All y’all bitching about the ATLA live action Netflix series saying “Oh no not again!” like… this has never happened before? Idk what y’all are talking about… we’ve never had any kind of ATLA live action content and I’m excited but nervous to see what Bryan and Mike do because they’re our bros!

There is no M.Night Shyamalan in Ba Sing Se.

You spoke the name of a chaotic spirit. It knows you exist now