I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.
The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist
What i’m hearing is that i can and should do parkour in full plate
It’s been 84 years,,,,
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Trailer
Finally! ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡
Always reblog
As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”
“Thanks for not throwing anything this time”
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
Neil degrasse Tyson lighten up, smoke a blunt, find a job, be yourself challenge
In which scientist doesnt understand cultural and societal factors.
I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song
Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha
What about Allstar, great for every occasion
All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?
I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree
I come prepared for this discourse
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