Kelli's Tumblr Backup

becausedragonage:

People who:

a) resent attempts to manipulate them into reblogging a post.

b) have no desire to pass that manipulation on to their followers.

liftedandgiftedd:

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

psychojello:

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.

linnitumbleton:

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

lilyletigre:

When you see yourself in a crowded room,
Do your fingers itch? Are you pistol whipped?

disgustinganimals:

runwithskizzers:

kheyjin:

today i learned fish can be dicks

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

why own pet fish when you can watch fish own each other

xxxtictacion:

tilthat:

TIL Concrete is the second most consumed substance on Earth after water

via reddit.com

Which one of yall eatin asphalt

theamethystartist:

Halloween countdown: 88 days

bluandorange:

writerlymagic:

writing-prompt-s:

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.”