whostolemymonkey:

warlock-enthusiast:

f1rstperson:

shepavellan:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

This gets funnier with every word

Reading the second comment gave me an out of body experience

A… polygraph party?… a $99 polygraph machine that you for sure know how to use correctly.. for sure. I’d tell my husband to blame me, collect the $100 and we’d go out on a nice date to celebrate cutting ties with such a horrible woman.