friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

red-lantern-jason-todd:

So I got a really nice evergreen scented spray to make sure my room smells delightful. sprayed some. all that. 

then I opened my fridge to grab some iced tea. 

And my fucking mint vodka fell out. And the bottle cracked. 
Now I was able to save most of the liquor… but. 

my room smells like evergreen and peppermint now. It smells like fucking christmas. 

this sounds like the opposite of a problem, Matt