buckleming: hi my name is lucifer m’orningstar badass mofo the third and i have drity blond hair (that’s not how i got my name) all messed up and sexy and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like mark pellegrino (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to dean cain but i wish i was becaus he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m an archangel but i’m evil and twisted and very misunderstood (AN: *heart-eyes*, cooing noises, condoms unwrapping).
yockey: new phone, who dis?