libertybill:

saint-ambrosef:

officialwayneenterprises:

vivairi:

ima-fuckingt4ble:

liamdryden:

buzzfeed:

nothing like a good ol’ fashioned creepy asterisk.

this completely set off my fight or flight I feel like a fucking mandrill

tag yourself I’m actually a birch

Oh my God

I expected to find the woman from AOL who is also now on Tumblr who messages you a sentient sock wanting to be abused.

“Smirks like satan”

I need to know the psychological term for the weird mix of enjoyment and fear this incites. I’m simultaneously happy this isn’t me buy frightened it exists