Supernatural 13: who’s left to fight?

tippitv:

The Winchesters and their assorted colleagues have battled a lot of enemies over the years.

They’ve fought vampires, demons, Death, the bureaucracies of Heaven and Hell. They’ve gone toe to toe with the mother of monsters, the father of lies and the second-cousin (once removed) of many other assorted monsters.

They’ve battled Nazis and shapeshifters and just…so many people in gray off-the-rack business suits. So very many.

Who’s left to fight? Now that the show’s been green-lit for a 13th (!!!) season, I have a few suggestions for new enemies:

1. Climate change: imagine them having sit-n-chats with beleaguered polar bears

2. Vladimir Putin: we’re not going to leave it all to Lindsey Graham for crap’s sake, are we? 

3. Student loans: srsly evil

4. Women’s clothing designers who can’t put a decent pair of pockets in anything

5. The Ulta down the street from me that never honors my birthday coupons

6. Fake news stories on Facebook: They’ll just hunker in the bunker and click on the report button all day

7. Bed bugs: It’s basically the same show with them visiting rundown motels every week, but this time they bring insecticide

8. Oatmeal raisins cookies that pretend to be oatmeal chocolate chip cookies: the worst villain of all time

9. The three freckles under my nose that look like a booger is falling out of my nostril: if you can kill Death, you can kill these assholes